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  • 91Regal
    dastardly, dangerous
    • Oct 2005
    • 762

    Global warming - important issue

    If all the dire predictions come true and the Arctic ice-cap melts--- where is Father Christmas going to live ? Where will the elves make all the toys ?
    Could this mean the end of Christmas ?
    plain old vanilla
  • Pen Pusher
    Rank 5 Registered User
    • Mar 2005
    • 2656

    #2
    I thought Father Christmas had already outsourced his toy manufacturing to China and Taiwan.

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    • Moggy C
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      • Jan 2000
      • 20534

      #3
      Doesn't worry me. I'm never good enough through the year for Santa to bring me anything.

      Moggy
      "What you must remember" Flip said "is that nine-tenths of Cattermole's charm lies beneath the surface." Many agreed.

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      • Lincoln 7
        Better than Rank 1 user
        • Jun 2010
        • 8403

        #4
        Originally posted by Moggy C View Post
        Doesn't worry me. I'm never good enough through the year for Santa to bring me anything.

        Moggy
        Hmm, that's not gone un noticed Moggy. But look on the bright side, at least you have Mrs Moggy............
        Jim

        Lincoln. 7
        There is no such thing as a problem, just a solution!!

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        • Meddle
          Rank Bajin.
          • Sep 2014
          • 1626

          #5
          Originally posted by Moggy C View Post
          Doesn't worry me. I'm never good enough through the year for Santa to bring me anything.

          Moggy
          If Santa brings you coal, make sure it isn't that mucky red stuff the Chinese burn. It is especially bad for the atmosphere!

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          • RpR
            RpR
            Rank 5 Registered User
            • Jan 2013
            • 1128

            #6
            The Hog Father will take over till it freezes again.

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            • 91Regal
              dastardly, dangerous
              • Oct 2005
              • 762

              #7
              As Santa has let the franchise for toy construction out to the Chinese, I've just realised that what they are doing building islands in the South Chins Sea is constructing a new home for Santa, and those runways are provided for heavily loaded delivery drones. And you all thought they were up to no good !
              Jim, did you ever get to arrest Santa for breaking and entering ?
              plain old vanilla

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              • Lincoln 7
                Better than Rank 1 user
                • Jun 2010
                • 8403

                #8
                No, But I did for letting his Reindeer crap all over the World, even got Interpol, KGB, CIA, FBI, and all the other Agencies involved, but the old ****** was too quick for most to catch
                But I have had a talk with Baldrick, and he tells me that "I have a cunning plan". So we will have to wait and see.

                Trouble is, is that you never see a Copper when you need one these days !!
                Jim.
                Lincoln .7
                There is no such thing as a problem, just a solution!!

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                • 1batfastard
                  Rank 5 Registered User
                  • Jan 2013
                  • 3394

                  #9
                  Hi All,
                  I am like Moggy I always thought Santa was a coalman.........

                  Geoff.

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                  • TonyT
                    Rank 5 Registered User
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 9010

                    #10
                    Jim has three visitors on Christmas Eve and I don't mean the wise men, but Christmas past, present and future

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                    • Lincoln 7
                      Better than Rank 1 user
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 8403

                      #11
                      I would like Mrs Christmas to visit me on Christmas Eve, but I bet she wouldn't give me the present I want !!
                      Jim

                      Lincoln .7
                      There is no such thing as a problem, just a solution!!

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                      • TonyT
                        Rank 5 Registered User
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 9010

                        #12
                        No, Viagra is by prescription, so she couldn't.

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                        • snafu
                          Senior Member
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 2825

                          #13
                          Is Lincy really that hard up?








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