The cockerel is probably better off with Wells & Young than with Scottish & Newcastle (now notorious for brewing in neither Scotland nor Newcastle). They maintained for many years that no-one bought the stuff - but that should be no surprise when you discover that one year, about ten years ago, they spent on advertising for the entire set of Courage real ales a whole £87. No, there's no noughts missing from the number.
Originally Posted by cotteswold
"Snow clearing equipment has been found under snowdrift" - message sent from RNAS Hatston, Orkney, 1944.