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    Your funeral!

    Its not that I want all of you dead or something but how would you want your funeral to be? White, black, roses, no flowers at all, what music etc.

    And yes I am weird..........

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    Burn'em! Burn! Buuuuurn!
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    Just put my ashes on the grass on an airfield
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    I don't like worms, I don't like flames,a nd I do't want some medical student taking my **** to parties. Pickle me maybe, or bury me at sea (let the prawns get their own back!).

    Music? The End by the Doors. Perhaps Sid Vicious singing My Way too.

    Flowers? Give them to the wife - just get me a flypast and put me down in my favourite comfortable clothes. That's levi's not a suit.
    Some of my best friends are imaginary

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    Burning is the only way to go, i don't like the idea of rotting in the ground
    Best Regards Steve

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    This is a bit of a sad topic!!!

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    No it's not. Death is not sad, it's quite normal. Losing someone from your life is very sad, but death itself is not. Its inevitable and you should accept and embrace that it will happen. Free your mind.
    Some of my best friends are imaginary

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    Sorry, I didn't mean it that way, I meant that its a bit wierd talking about death!

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    My mother in law say's that if I happen to go before her then she will happily dance on my grave, with that in mind I'm being buried at sea.
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    I want to be burried in a temple. Flowers, women crying their heart out, and music. Some Beethoven, Jacques Brel and the Pixies.

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    You realise you will be thrown out when the smoking ban comes into force...

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    Maybe they could use parts of you to resurface the carpark?

    Flood.

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    The only way you could turn people on was if your remains were made into a switch on a life support machine...

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    Wish to be cremated, half of ashes sprinkled in Lake Lugano, half of ashes buried under any cypress grove in the world.

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    Originally posted by Robbo
    Better hope you don't need to depend on the functions of my remaining essence then.
    I want nothing to do with your bodily functions, thank you...

    Flood.

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    But hardly real...

    Flood.

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    Thought you would have wanted to die in your lovers bed, murdered by her husband at 99 years of age...

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    Nor your replies here...
    Might not make it to next week!

    Flood.

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    My ashes scattered over Duxford. (I love Mark)xx

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    Oh my, I've pulled.
    Some of my best friends are imaginary

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    (I can't believe I've used this smilie three time up until now tonight!)

    Flood.

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    I want my ashes to be released at 30,000ft high and let them go wherever they want. At my funeral, everyone is to come in Austin Powers style suits (pink, yellow and flowery!) and they will play 'Always look on the bright side of life'

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    Originally posted by wannabe pilot
    I want my ashes to be released at 30,000ft high and let them go wherever they want...
    Well, the law dictates that they will go down, eventually...

    Flood.

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    Hopefully after circum-navigating the world a few times!

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    Is this how you are intending to visit our barbecue? (See other thread!)
    "Is this burger burnt, or is it a bit of Wannabe Pilot?"

    Flood.

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    I'm sure I could drop in (or atleast part of me could). Looks very nice, shame I wouldn't be able to enjoy Snapper's lovely burgers in my deformed state

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    Morbid ******s
    Best Regards Steve

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    Anyone else for a morbid burger? They're over on the bbq thread - and nearly ready.
    Some of my best friends are imaginary

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    Originally posted by wannabe pilot
    I'm sure I could drop in (or atleast part of me could). Looks very nice, shame I wouldn't be able to enjoy Snapper's lovely burgers in my deformed state
    Strange but in his own deformed state Snapper is still trying to be the burger king...!

    Flood.

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    Not that I am aware of...You think that he is a wimpy instead?

    Flood.

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