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    "joke" reviews on Amazon

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Barrettine-M...z8qb1DTTK0X_lm

    I'm seeing more and more of these...... some are very funny indeed.

    "From the moment you remove the cap you realise you're in for a treat. Fresh, bright, smoky, with a mineral edge and rounded, fruity nose. Midweight and bold, possessing some edge and no little bite, yet remaining smooth, balanced and satisfying. This is a drink to enjoy with friends in a park. Highly recommended. "
    You can teach monkies to fly better than that....

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    Here's one

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/...MP01X2/b3ta-21

    The first review made me chuckle :-)

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    Ha! That meths review wasn't a one-off. It seems every review has some reference to drinking it

    "I thought I had mastered responsible drinking, until that is, I woke up in hospital 2 weeks after hosting my first (and last) Barrettine Methylated Spirit shots party. I don't know if it was the number of forfeits that broke me or if it was the sixteen pints of Barrettine shandy, but when I eventually collapsed face-first onto a tealight it took three buckets of sand and the garden hose to put me out."

    I also liked the one that combines the two...

    "Disappointing product. I bought this mobile phone style flask as a more discrete way of transporting my Barrettine Methylated Spirit drink to the office. Unfortunately as a receptacle it falls a little short, failing as it does to swallow the full 250ml of purple nectar I need to get me through the daily grind"
    Last edited by Matt-100; 22nd January 2013 at 17:08.
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    ROFL Brilliant

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