What made you (want to) Swear Today III?

[Sky High]

Next time - if there is a next time - try a credit card or a CD you're not that keen on anymore. They make excellent scapers! Or even better, buy a scraper.........

[richw_82]

Ebay con artists! Yes, add me to the list of people that have been got. Revenge is gonna be sweet.

[BSG-75]

of the Royal Wedding that, no doubt, I'll be contributing to the cost of.....

[bookman]

The cost of that charade....then the divorce..life goes on.

[spitfireman]

....oh I dunno, my Charley/Diana mug is getting a bit tatty, can't wait for my Willy/Katy mug anytime soon..........

[WP840]

....oh I dunno, my Charley/Diana mug is getting a bit tatty, can't wait for my Willy/Katy mug anytime soon..........

The best thing is during the winter there tends to be less 'news', ie the government on holiday, so this will be the focus of the media most days.
At least it'll make a change from X Factor.

[spitfireman]

At least it'll make a change from X Factor.

I drew the line at a Simon Cowell mug

[BeeJay]

The Daily Mail and those who buy it.
The media who turn everything into a major issue.
They wheel on experts.
Start a discussion that has no hope of influencing decisions.
The self propelling news round that seems to feed of other media.
The emmediate and non stop exploration and speculation that just goes on and on and then suddenly you hear no more as if the crisis never existed.
The Sun newspaper.
X-factor.
The ongoing propogation of Evolution as a fact.
It's getting late I must go.

[KabirT]

the music scene promoted by Cardiff University...



absolutely atrocious!

[Wyvernfan]

....oh I dunno, my Charley/Diana mug is getting a bit tatty, can't wait for my Willy/Katy mug anytime soon..........

I wonder who'll be the first with the 'Katy loves Willy' mug?

Sorry i'll get me coat.

[Sky High]

A funeral today of a good, old, friend.

[DazDaMan]

My friend's brilliant little black cat, Baldrick, having to be put to sleep.

One-eyed, half-blind in the other, but such a character.

Sleep tight, Balders.

[spitfireman]

One of my cats, Merlin, owned me for 20 years finally passing away 3 years ago, there is not a day that goes by I don't think about her. Funny old things, cats.

Sorry to hear Daz

[bookman]

The Daily Mail and those who buy it.
The media who turn everything into a major issue.
They wheel on experts.
Start a discussion that has no hope of influencing decisions.
The self propelling news round that seems to feed of other media.
The emmediate and non stop exploration and speculation that just goes on and on and then suddenly you hear no more as if the crisis never existed.
The Sun newspaper.
X-factor.
The ongoing propogation of Evolution as a fact.
It's getting late I must go.

On page 3 in yesterdays Sun newspaper was a picture of Katie, while page 4 showed a picture of her Ring....

[spitfireman]

.....worth 20p of anybodies money!

[Graham Adlam]

Baz's mate Dave and kicking the setee with my broken foot AGAIN

[Creaking Door]

The ongoing propogation of Evolution as a fact.

Do you have any facts to dispute evolution?

[Sky High]

I'm interested in the answer to that question, as well...........

[Blue_2]

some pillock at my lass' place of work doing his best to make her life a misery. I may have to have a quiet word...

[KabirT]

Fabio Capello and his decision to play Gerrard till the 85th minute.

Now we don't have him for games against West Ham, Spurs etc.

[BSG-75]

The state that a slob (or slobs) leave the loo's at work.

I mean, I assume they were sat down, and gravity is on their side how could they miss ? (and then leave it ?)

Or why drop an apple core down the loo ?

[Sky High]

...and do they treat their own loos at home in the same way? Maybe.....

[pagen01]

I wonder who'll be the first with the 'Katy loves Willy' mug?

That made me swear Rob, in a good way!!

[kev35]

A really unhelpful curator of an unnamed Regimental Museum who seemed to think that the enquiries made by the son of a soldier killed in action were little more than a nuisance to him.

Regards,

kev35

[BSG-75]

That is a shame Kev35, I took my two children to "The Rifles (Berkshire and Wiltshire) Museum" in Salisbury a few weeks back, and the curator couldn't do enough to talk to them, encourage them to ask about the exhibits and get as much from the trip as possible. All on just a £1 entrance fee as well.

[Scott Marlee]

BF 1 getting with the girl i like

im done though, just gunna look out for myself from now on

[DazDaMan]

Waking up with aches and pains yet again....!

[spitfireman]

Stop taking the horse to bed

[BSG-75]

can't post what I said at the final whistle, this is a family forum after all and it is well before 9 pm.....

[DazDaMan]

Stop taking the horse to bed

You jest, but one of these days someone is going to wake up with her head in their bed....