What made you (want to) Swear Today III?

[Sky High]

Bob - we should have renounced the ECHR years ago! But we lack any politicians with tough enough sphericals to do what is necessary about it and as it happens about a number of other abominations as well!

[DazDaMan]

People doing things without consulting me.

Yeah, where, exactly, is this "committee" that I keep hearing about? Is it made up of the likes of The Abominable Snowman? Nessie? El Chupacabra?? Meaning that it doesn't, in fact, bloody exist at all???

[DazDaMan]

Again, the committee issue. The committee clearly doesn't include the person it most affects....

Namely ME!

Assclowns.

[BSG-75]

My lad just called me from his mums, upset about something, I couldn't hear him as she was moaning at him for calling me, and I'm trying to say thanks for calling, great to hear from you but you need to listen to what your mum says as you are with her at the moment.

Probably in trouble for something and wanted to check with the "other one" but it breaks my heart to hear him like that.

[Blue_2]

My girlfriend's cat got a severe dose of swearing at over the weekend, when it decided to pounce on me from altitude while I was asleep and awaken me by giving my face a good scratch.
Close behind in the weekend's sworn-at stakes was the pillock who decided to drive into my MG on Saturday night when it was parked outside the house, and leave nothing but much scuffage and dentedness. Because, of course, MGB front wings are really really cheap and easy to come by...

[spitfireman]

My girlfriend's cat got a severe dose of swearing at over the weekend, when it decided to pounce on me from altitude while I was asleep and awaken me by giving my face a good scratch.

......leapt off the wardrobe?


perhaps it thought you was another cat!

[DazDaMan]

My girlfriend's cat got a severe dose of swearing at over the weekend, when it decided to pounce on me from altitude

This is one of the reasons why cat's rule! :diablo:

[BSG-75]

The current and in 10 to 12 weeks the ex Mrs BSG-75 who has now changed her mind about matters financial

Need to PM Grey Area to see what the strongest word is that I can post here..... I'm old enough to remember Adrian Edmunson on Wogan "I'll ask Ron"....

Its not the finance, it's the goal post moving.......

[Scott Marlee]

a friend of mine(BF1) recently got finished by his then GF (who shall be known as GF 1) totally out of the blue

she stopped at a mates house after a party the night before they finished, que suspicions with a friend of his who is a dodgy character anyway but after all it wasnt him

this week, our other "mate"( BF 2) breaks up with his gf (GF2), now were all like WTF, they have been together for 5 years and were all loved up

tonight, it appears that GF 1 and BF2 are now an item, BF1 finds out from a very upset and teary eyed GF 2 at 1.30am and he has work at 6

he is currently pacing his garden wondering what to do

ive spoken to him and calmed him a bit as has my mate...who is at work till 7 and is now very concerned too, i would go up and see him but hes gone to bed and i have an interview in the morning, however i am extremely P1$$ed off right now as we all trusted him and hes done this, it seems to of been planned for a while by the looks of it

[Peter]

Drivers... Had a snap at a friend of the idiot behind the wheel of a car that decided its ok to park on a stop sign in the right turn lane to chat to his buddy standing on the curb. Sure thats fine hold me up trying to turn right but forcing the bus driver in the opposite lane to drive over the curb and almost hit parked cars because of this nutcases parking job got my blood boiling..!!

[Blue_2]

......leapt off the wardrobe?

said moggy, which due to its claws rejoices in the name Velcro, had already woken me by patting my eyelids gently. Quite sweet till the claws came out! At which point I sent him on his way. He objected to this, waited till I was again asleep(ish) then took a kamikaze run and banzai leap in the air followed by a screaming Stuka dive at my face. Fortunately using me as a runway sort-of alerted me to the imminent danger...! Needless to say girlfriend found it hilarious...

[Blue_2]

And Scott, remember mate it takes 2 to tango. Sounds like 'GF1' is just as bad and just as much of a backstabbing, er, individual, specially if it seems pre-planned... There's nothing much you can do about it except be there as a friend for the members of this unhappy group still worthy of your time and attention mate

[Scott Marlee]

yeah i know it does mate, thinking about it...they seem to of both planned it, Gf2 was wandering round at 2am last night....somewhere in yorkshire, so shes taken it really hard, they only broke up about 3 days ago

[Jetflap]

I left my car at home today and got a bus to the railway station so that I could have a few drinks at a colleague's retirement party. So that took me an extra half hour and the train I eventually caught was hit by a signals failure. I was one and a half hours late in the end (so no lunch break for me) and I've just found out that the retirement do is NEXT TUESDAY!

[Blue_2]

Sorry Jetflap that has tickled me!

Scott- just be there for her. Like you need me to tell you that- I know you will be!
Hopefully once everyone knows about the other two's despicable behaviour nobody will want anything to do with either of them.

[WP840]

Scott, I tend to believe what goes around comes around so I imagine (actually hope) that a few months down the line GF1 and BF2 will split for similar reasons to those that started their relationship and leave them truley up shiiit creek!

[Sky High]

Jetflap - that made me smile too. But the upside is that you still have next Tuesday to look forward to and another train journey.

I am sure you'll let us know how you got on!

[Scott Marlee]

yeah, my mate dan*bf1* is really taking it hard, to the point he wants to become mike tyson to bf2

and i wont step in, if hes done the dirt...he can suffer the consiquences and wrath of Bf1

[Blue_2]

Bf2 should remember- as ye sow ye shall reap...

[Scott Marlee]

indeed he should...i saw GF1 tonight, funny enough...she seemed quite upset about the whole situation...just a front maybe?

[Blue_2]

...she seemed quite upset about the whole situation...just a front maybe?

Probably. Doesn't sound like she has a conscience, so it can't be that bothering her...

[Flygirl]

Wet and windy s/wind 180/20 G 30 so far due to go 40 Knots later.

[laviticus]

Wet and windy s/wind 180/20 G 30 so far due to go 40 Knots later.

Sprouts for tea then?

[Scott Marlee]

not getting the job at orange :@ i really thought it had went well

im getting quite desperate for coin now and the debt is building up

[steve rowell]

Torn the ligaments behind the knee trying to push over a stump with my leg

[spitfireman]

Cricket is a dangerous sport, you're supposed to throw a red ball at it.........

[DazDaMan]

My redneck assclown chav neighbours.

Seriously - ever heard of volume control, dammit?!

[Scott Marlee]

started my personal training for the RAF reserves today, hopefully in a few months i can join up, but atm im swearing lol

[DazDaMan]

Being signed up for a rowing competition at work, in aid of Children in Need. Boys vs. Girls...

[BumbleBee]

Waiting half an hour in our freezing church carpark whilst the friend who was giving me a lift home tried to de-ice her windscreen.
Eventually I called Mr. Bee to bring a full can of de-icing spray.
When he turned up he pointed out that the windscreen wasn't de-misting because she had the blower set to blow hot air on our feet.
You men are so jolly technically minded,aren't you ?