What made you (want to) Swear Today III?

[WP840]

Old thread; http://forum.keypublishing.co.uk/showthread.php?t=99819

[D.Healey]

hiroshima engineering! namely Mazda bad engineering! its gone from a simple job that could take a day, to a very difficult yet simple job that will take too long! i'm still waiting on the customer to get a turbo, he has been quoted just short of 2k. i can get new for 600 and he is dragging his feet.

[spitfireman]

Perhaps he needs the aforesaid mentioned turbo attached to his a**e......

[D.Healey]

its more a case of i think he thinks he can get one cheaper off ebay or similar? yes there is a used one on ebay covered 40,000 miles+ for 495.
but i'm glad he is dragging his feet to be fair, the job isn't the easiest.

[Grey Area]

What makes me want to swear?

People who think that item 3 from the site owner's Code of Conduct doesn't apply to them for some reason.

[spitfireman]

Wouldn't want your job, not on this forum, not with this crowd!:diablo:

[Arthur Pewtey]

What makes me want to swear?

People who think that item 3 from the site owner's Code of Conduct doesn't apply to them for some reason.

Thank you for the explanation into deleting my post - it was most enlightening.

[Grey Area]

Wouldn't want your job, not on this forum, not with this crowd!:diablo:

Aaaaah, I love 'em all to bits really.

[Jetflap]

Kwik-Fit!

They weren't Kwik and it didn't Fit well either.

[BSG-75]

The soon to be ex Mrs BSG-75....

we have some bags of thekids stuff going back and forth, dancing clothes etc. I get a text today timed at 2:30 am saying she just left the bag, a big carrier bag on my step with our daughters clothes in, all nice and damp now......also asking for a £5 pair of ASDA jeans back that she got our son (despite me sending a pair back that I bought, and are not worn) oh, and she left kids school bags there as well so they can do their homework today before a week-end away with her, so she picks them up on last day of school , doesn't check the homework, sends it to me to do.... so she can have a free week-end away with no school stuff...

rant over....

[DazDaMan]

The squeaky-voiced harriden who owns Hector up at the yard.

Look, love, it's obvious he doesn't like having the bit in his mouth, and what you're doing - holding the reins and jerking his mouth every time the poor little ****** breathes - is only going to exacerbate his issue!

How would you like it if someone was jerking a sodding great lump of metal in your mouth whenever you moved?!

Silly twunt!

[BSG-75]

Scolds Bridle, the gift that keeps on giving.....

Think we'll get a discount for buying two ?:diablo:

[DazDaMan]

Make it three....! :diablo:

[Dr Strangelove]

Scolds Bridle, the gift that keeps on giving

Outstanding BSG.....outstanding, how many marriages would be saved if this wondrous device was more widely advertised.

[richw_82]

People that don't know when to give it a rest and move on.



I hate it when working on any project; when I take over from somebody on something that isn't finished. Be it a car, at work, anything. You can guarantee the numbnuts involved will come back for another shot when you think you're doing okay, and try and pull apart all your hard work.

They conveniently forget that the reasons they left the project(s) were that they may have been:

lazy
uncooperative
uncommunicative
backhanded
manipulative
guilty
overpaid
underworked
over hyped...

..mouthbreathing, knuckle dragging, ill mannered morons, - basically just guilty of being a waste of left over DNA and stealing the world's precious oxygen!

Yes, I'm better at what I'm doing than you.

No, I don't give a monkeys about how you would have done it, why you would have done it or where it would have been better.

You may have an opinion, but its wrong... because the rules say I don't have to listen to opinions from anybody that has half the IQ of a glass of water.

You had your shot, blew it, now its my turn.



Idiots.

[D.Healey]

strewth Rich, not much that makes you swear then?

[richw_82]

Not usually. It just seemed like today I was allocated my yearly supply of muppets, misfits and weirdo's to deal with in one afternoon/evening.

I'll be happier tomorrow!

Friday... has such a nice sound to it sometimes.

[DazDaMan]

Inconsiderate paltroons on dirt bikes riding through a private farm yard, with no lights and revving their engines very loudly in front of me and a terrified horse!!

Someone was going to end up in A&E, and I was damned if it was going to be me!!!

[Dr Strangelove]

This makes me want to swear, people who should be applauded & rewarded, sent to prison....

The UK's so called justice system in action

[BSG-75]

Mod Edit: Language, Timothy. And yes, what you originally typed does count as abusive language!

[Bruggen 130]

Rude words removed by moderator

The ref never once put his whistle to his mouth, he indicated play on so the ball was still in play and in the goalkeepers arms who then put it down and walked away, all the keeper had to do was kick it up field. The twonker:diablo:

[Grey Area]

Watch the language please, chaps.

It's getting a bit ripe, and this site is supposed to be suitable for family viewing.

Cheers

GA

[KabirT]

people, women and men alike in college, have gone off their bloody head over Take That tickets.

Really...people here actually listen to that tripe?

[Sky High]

Is that a swearable offence, Kabir? After all nobody actually has to buy the tickets or listen to them. Not being very au fait with current pop music I thought this lot had thrown in the towel years ago, anyway...............

[BSG-75]

Watch the language please, chaps.

It's getting a bit ripe, and this site is supposed to be suitable for family viewing.

Cheers

GA

Sincere apologies GA, but he is a frightful bounder that one who brings out the worst in me.

[Bruggen 130]

Sincere apologies GA, but he is a frightful bounder that one who brings out the worst in me.

Who me or Clattenburg:diablo:

[KabirT]

Is that a swearable offence, Kabir? After all nobody actually has to buy the tickets or listen to them. Not being very au fait with current pop music I thought this lot had thrown in the towel years ago, anyway...............

It is with the amount of pressure i am facing to actually attend one of those.

[BSG-75]

Who me or Clattenburg:diablo:

depends whose side you are on !:diablo:

Gomes is a pro who should have just held the ball, and in the end it didn't change the end result (unlike his previous "event" with Pedro Mendes) but it was a dismal performance, he sends the Spurs players away but Rio is allowed to join the con-flab with the lino.... wrong wrong wrong.....

[Bruggen 130]

depends whose side you are on !:diablo:
he sends the Spurs players away but Rio is allowed to join the con-flab with the lino.... wrong wrong wrong.....

I agree that does get peoples backs up.

[Sky High]

It is with the amount of pressure i am facing to actually attend one of those.

Oh dear - I see your dilemma.........