What Made You Smile Today III?

**Blue_2** · 26th September 2012, 16:35

3 things have made me smile today.
1) It's raining a bit less
2) Wyvernfan's (mis)spelling thread
3) The ability to change Facebook to English (Pirate) mode. Childish but great fun. Arr!

**DazDaMan** · 27th September 2012, 17:20

Spending the afternoon with my mate, Greebo

**cabbage** · 29th September 2012, 07:09

I know it was a repeat, but this tickled my fancy, and made me nearly wet myself.

Mrs, Brown described one of Santa's reindeer as "Harold the brown nose". Just as fast as Rudolph, but not as good at stopping.

It may not be to every one's taste, but it set me off.

Cabbage

**DazDaMan** · 29th September 2012, 07:28

My psychotic cat having a mad ten minutes in the living room this morning. Two toy mice successfully killed, a new use for a box of cat food, and a savaging of her owner!

Not bad for a cat of fifteen!

**Flying Colors** · 2nd October 2012, 23:27

Originally Posted by DazDaMan

My psychotic cat having a mad ten minutes in the living room this morning. Two toy mice successfully killed, a new use for a box of cat food, and a savaging of her owner!

Not bad for a cat of fifteen!

Very impressive for a 15 year old cat. My cat is 4 years old and sleeps all day. Well occasionally he gets up to eat, but other than eating and sleeping he doesn't do much. Sometimes he meows, but that's only when he's out of food.

**DazDaMan** · 3rd October 2012, 07:23

Your cat probably has a mad five minutes when you're not around...

**WP840** · 3rd October 2012, 19:28

Seeing this in my rear view mirror, I really would rather have been at home all day instead of driving my truck.

**Scott Marlee** · 3rd October 2012, 20:56

ohhh you mean the clouds?

**heslop01** · 3rd October 2012, 21:21

Seeing my niece start to walk!

**EELightning** · 12th October 2012, 17:04

A lot, not just today too. Just got back home from Japan with my bonkers step-father, lovely & cuddly best mate (her first proper holiday away, very happy about that I am), a couple of other best, if slightly "odd" mates of ours and my lovely sweetheart, Kelly. Excellent time despite being almost a last minute thing to get ourselves sorted but all went well, and what a great weekend we had at the Japanese Grand Prix in Suzuka and where we camped during that time. We were at the circuit's hair pin where we witnessed some great racing and where Sergio Perez messed up, sadly, his overtaking attempt. Blooming great time!

**BSG-75** · 26th October 2012, 15:55

cracked me up anyway

seems the beast got stuck inside a Halloween decoration......

**Lincoln 7** · 26th October 2012, 17:19

Originally Posted by BSG-75

cracked me up anyway

seems the best got stuck inside a Halloween decoration......

So THAT'S what Cruella looks like

Guess you had a lucky escape there bud

Jim.
Lincoln .7

**Edgar Brooks** · 26th October 2012, 18:11

It was a sardonic smile, but it was due to the news, in October, that yet another supplier is hiking their prices. Why? Well September is the month that the government uses to set the pension increase for next year, and surprise, surprise, inflation was down in September (again.) What a coincidence.

**BSG-75** · 26th October 2012, 18:37

Originally Posted by Lincoln 7

So THAT'S what Cruella looks like

Guess you had a lucky escape there bud

Jim.
Lincoln .7

LOL..

... she is the mother of my children and ...... well, nope, you are right, when I am getting one of THOSE lectures, thats pretty much what she looks like......

**Lincoln 7** · 27th October 2012, 00:34

Originally Posted by Edgar Brooks

It was a sardonic smile, but it was due to the news, in October, that yet another supplier is hiking their prices. Why? Well September is the month that the government uses to set the pension increase for next year, and surprise, surprise, inflation was down in September (again.) What a coincidence.

What I can't understand is why the Government sits back and lets them get away with it. It should be capped, with all the Government has to through at stupid causes, they should make up any shortfalls.
I used to beleive in miracles, not any more, Whats 10%, the latest rise going to make any difference to most Ministers who are in their own right, Millionairs.?.It's about time they got into the real world.
Jim.
Lincoln .7

**BSG-75** · 21st January 2013, 19:37

This thread is long buried !

I smiled because I asked my lady to come and live with me, and she agreed and life at home is, I have to say, damn fine

**Aces High** · 25th January 2013, 01:29

Sheldon - The Big Bang Theory...

**Lincoln 7** · 25th January 2013, 09:28

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN, took 3 different nurses to get a blood sample,felt a Right prick..............................and a Left one

Jim.
Lincoln .7

**heslop01** · 25th January 2013, 14:24

I'm still alive, simple things like this can sometimes make you feel so happy.

**charliehunt** · 25th January 2013, 15:11

Originally Posted by Lincoln 7

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN, took 3 different nurses to get a blood sample,felt a Right prick..............................and a Left one

Jim.
Lincoln .7

You have two!!

It explains a lot.......:diablo:

**Lincoln 7** · 25th January 2013, 15:52

No Charlie, they were female nurses, not males.

Jim.
Lincoln .7

**spitfireman** · 25th January 2013, 16:17

Felt poorly all week, took to bed Monday night and been there ever since. The only thing I've managed to keep down is water. Pretty miserable.
The weather is appalling with heavy rain and strong winds.

So what could possibly cheer me up?

A NationalHolidays coach pulls up outside my gaff, the side door opens and 2 punters jump off, race over to raised ground over looking my Spitfire, each take 1 photo, then race back to the coach.(must have been soaked!)

Made I laugh

Baz

**Lincoln 7** · 25th January 2013, 16:23

Sorry to hear your not well Baz, get well soon,The weather is not so different here.
Jim.
Lincoln .7

**charliehunt** · 25th January 2013, 18:18

Originally Posted by Lincoln 7

No Charlie, they were female nurses, not males.

Jim.
Lincoln .7

Blimey

- so female nurses with....no, no surely not. So they must both have been yours.........

**Lincoln 7** · 25th January 2013, 18:53

Seriously though, they had several goes in both arms, and I remembered the sketch, when good old Tony Hancock went to give a Pint of blood as a donor, one of the best.

Jim.
Lincoln .7

**EGTC** · 25th January 2013, 19:30

I got my first 3 modules marked today for my Criminology level 3 diploma. My tutor said my work was a pleasure to mark and that I'm doing really well. I had no amendments to make in all 3 modules

**Lincoln 7** · 25th January 2013, 19:44

Well done, Ash, I hope you get into "The Force" one day, keep it up buddy.
Jim.
Lincoln .7

P.S.
Don't join Humberside....

**heslop01** · 26th January 2013, 00:12

Originally Posted by EGTC

I got my first 3 modules marked today for my Criminology level 3 diploma. My tutor said my work was a pleasure to mark and that I'm doing really well. I had no amendments to make in all 3 modules

Congratulations!

**Lincoln 7** · 27th January 2013, 08:50

ALL THE SNOW HAS GONE

Jim.
Lincoln .7

**EGTC** · 28th January 2013, 16:03

Thanks very much guys

I'm very proud of myself.
Jim, my plan is to finish this criminology level 3 diploma and then do a criminal profiling course and after I've done that I'll then apply to 'the force'

I'll be sure to avoid Humberside

I'll stick to Thames Valley Police in and around Milton Keynes for now

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